Buzzfeed put together a list of the hardest "Would You Rather?" questions, and most of them don't make sense.  But here are nine of the best ones.


1.  Would you rather give up cheese or oral pleasure? 


2.  Would you rather have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life, or have a popcorn kernel stuck in your teeth for the rest of your life? 


3.  Would you rather use sandpaper as toilet paper, or use hot sauce as eye drops? 


4.  Would you rather have permanent clown face, or permanent clown clothes? 


5.  Would you rather have legs as long as your fingers, or fingers as long as your legs? 


6.  Would you rather pee glass shards, or cry glass shards? 


7.  Would you rather go around with a visible booger in your nose all the time, or have a hairy mole right between your eyes? 


8.  Would you rather watch your parents do it every night for the rest of your life, or join in once to stop it?  



9.  Would you rather have diarrhea for the rest if your life, or eat a big bowl of feces once?