Not all roommates are created equal. Some are cool – and others are not-so-cool. Or they’re annoying. Or even scary.

If you’re not happy with your current roommate – and it’s time for him or her to get out of your place – here are some things you can do to motivate them to leave. Like, immediately.

·         Buy a pet rat.  

·         Have sex in their bed.  

·         Make a list of everything you do that makes them angry … then do them all.  

·         Make them think the place is haunted.  

·         Attack their allergies with an adopted dog or cat  

·         Tell them your mother’s moving in. 


COMMENT: What is the most outrageous or inappropriate thing a roommate has ever done or said to you? Was it enough to drive you out of there?