Wanna know if your getting old… Well I now have an OFFICIAL GUIDE to getting old... And if these don’t apply to you, you're NOT as old as you think... 

1.  Saying "this don't taste like it used to." 

2.  Groaning when you bend down. 

3.  Saying, "It wasn't like that when I was young." 

4.  Saying, "Back in my day." 

5.  Losing your hair. 

6.  Not recognizing any songs in the Top 10. 

7.  Feeling stiff. 

8.  Hating noisy bars and restaurants. 

9.  Talking a lot about your joints, or day-to-day aches and pains. 

10.  Forgetting people's names. 

11.  Choosing clothes and shoes for comfort over style. 

12.  Thinking cops, teachers, and doctors look young. 

13.  Falling asleep in front of the TV. 

14.  Needing an afternoon nap. 

15.  Finding you have no idea what young people are talking about.