This young man is gonna have some SPLAININ' to do when he tells his friends this story!
22-year-old Cesar Coronado from Chicago was on vacation in Miami Beach this week. And Tuesday night, he had a confrontation with a 46-year-old homeless street artist named Jonathan Crenshaw.
Jonathan says that Cesar sucker punched him . . . Cesar says he just asked Jonathan for directions . . . but either way, Jonathan grabbed some scissors, and then he STABBED Cesar two times in the left arm.
But here's the TWIST . . . Jonathan doesn't have ANY ARMS. He paints with his feet . . . and apparently he stabs with his feet too. Because he grabbed the scissors with his toes, stabbed Cesar twice, then used his feet to put the scissors in his waistband.
Now even though Jonathan was arrested, Cesar is my DUMB DUMMY OF THE WEEK!