Dumb Dummy Of The Week - That Cocaine On My Nose Don't Belong To Me!

What a strange place to keep the drugs you swear you were just holding for a friend.

A 20-year-old guy named Fabricio Jimenez from New Port Richey, Florida was pulled over around 4:30 A.M. on Sunday.

And the cops noticed he had some WHITE POWDER on his nostrils. So they ran a field test on the powder, and it was cocaine.

But Fabricio had an excuse. According to the police report, quote, "he attempted to tell the deputies the cocaine on his nose was not his."

He couldn't explain WHY someone else's cocaine was in his nose . . . plus he had a small bag with more cocaine on him, and a huge bag of weed and Xanax too. He was arrested for felony narcotics possession.