This guy didn't want his wife to find out his biggest secret. Now everyone in the world knows. So . . . oops.
A guy named Anthony Thomas from Memphis, Tennessee called the cops on Monday to report a CARJACKING. He said he'd been sitting in his car when two guys forced him out and drove off with it.
The cops ran his license plate and they found the car had actually been TOWED a few hours before Anthony claimed it'd been stolen.
And that's when he admitted he hadn't been carjacked . . . the car was towed while he was with his MISTRESS and he didn't want his wife to find out about the affair.
He was charged with filing a false police report.