I don't know about some of y'all, but I've never nor will I ever smuggle anything in any of my body cavities . . . especially the cavity that's an exit door, not a storage locker.
There's a 34-year-old woman from Fort Pierce, Florida who was arrested for a DUI.
And when the cops took her to jail, the police X-ray, "showed a foreign object in her groin area."
It turned out she had a CRACK PIPE in her rectal tunnel... IN HER BUTT!
And her excuse was . . . she FORGOT it was up there... What else does she have up there!
Anyway... She was hit with additional charges for possession of drug paraphernalia and introduction of contraband into a detention facility.