Watching Fast & Furious does not make you Vin Diesel… Just because you're driving a Dodge, that doesn't make you one of the Dukes of Hazzard.
And somebody should’ve told 26-year-old Alan Park this… Because Wednesday night, while was driving his Dodge, he rolled up on a drawbridge and saw the gates were down because the bridge was going up for a boat.
But when you’re high on whippets you ain’t got time to wait! So guess what ol Alan did, he busted straight through the security gate and tried to JUMP his car over the gap.
Fortunately for him, the bridge operator saw what he was doing and stopped the bridge from opening even more . . . so this guy actually MADE IT.
But he smashed his windshield, blew out all four tires, and was arrested for malicious destruction of property.